John Ellis - Officially The Ugliest Boy In Rhondda

So, you want to know who the ugliest boy in Rhondda is, rite? Well lets face it, these days there are more mingers about than there were back in the old days, so as you can imagine, finding the ugliest would prove to be some challenge now... or would it???

The truth may shock you, because finding the ugliest boy in the Rhondda was actually alot easier than we first imagined. Infact, it was so easy, we even decided to make this website to show you readers how obvious the decision was to make! Like i said...the truth may shock you...

So, without any further delay...here it is:

The Ugliest Boy In The Rhondda Is... John Melville Ellis - A.K.A - John Ellis (egg head)

Yes That's correct folks, John Ellis is now Officially The Ugliest Boy In The Rhonnda.

We caught up with John, and broke the news. We asked how he felt, and what he had to say. Here's John's reply:

"Fuck off! Serious? Oh my god, you gotta be jokin... I can't believe this. Are you being serious?"

Yes John, we are 100% certain, I kid you not.

"Oh man, I'm..... Speechless, don't really now what to say like, haha! I'm so proud, I have been waiting for this moment for so long, and have been workin pretty hard to achieve this, as you can tell"

Oh definitely, I could see that from the very first moment I saw you, congrats buddy.

"Aaah man... this is so great, it's the first thing I have ever won, I'm so excited, I need to have a w**k (masterbate) "

We then had to end the interview, as John had some business to attend in his bedroom, and asked to be alone.

We will be doing a follow up interview with John during the next few weeks, to see how life has changed now he has achieved the award of his dreams, and got his name in the record books for being....

The Ugliest Boy In Rhonnda

'Til next time,
...Chow.

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